Oh sure! Take my fun away. No wonder why everyone is calling you old.
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Oh sure! Take my fun away. No wonder why everyone is calling you old.
I was out... trying to get some, but that never happened. Why oh why can't I get Todd interested?! Most guys would jump at the chance for casual sex, for some reason he's not biting. So, Jax, I just IMed you, so now you should remember my IM name.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by RichC:
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And cranky. Don't forget cranky.
Hmmm, Casual Sex?? Seems I returned in the nick of time....
Hellllloooooooooo Baaaaaaby XXXXXXXXXX
*sigh*
Welcome back, Bats...
You make it sound like a bad thing.
But everone should be HAPPY
the bat returns.
Freaky Baby..............
Hope you are all well [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
BATS!!!
*glomp*
Welcome back!
Is it a CASUAL sex IM, Miral...? heh... [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Of course I'm glad to have you back, Bats. My personal blonde joke archive is getting low, I need your help in buffing it back up again...
Liver and cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they
see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs
fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her
first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them,
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese"
together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with
me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says,
"I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle.
"That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She
turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever.
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle.
"I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's
sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and
finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly
wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."